I'm starting to get in the mood

Ohhh tis the season and I'm starting to get in the mood, the mood for a little xmas music and....



CHEWY!!!

Pretty badass if you ask me.

CHEWY, you dog you

Sooo chewy was on Jimmy this week, and turns out he is a playa:



PS, that cowboys and indians and aliens movie looks like shit. No thank you. I'd rather eat my own face then watch that shit.

say no to drugs, but not chewy (please)

OK I'll be the first to admit, I don't know shit about telemarketing (i.e., the LL way of saying advertising) but I'm pretty sure this drug warning is confusing:



First, I think Chewy is pretty normal. I like big hairy/harry people. I also like people who know when to shut the hell up, or who talk in their own language (insert my favorite noise). See Chewy is either quiet or grunts, and both are fine by me.

B, what if when you are high you see things like Chewy? Totally could happen, or so I hear. It is possible after you have smoked your own teeth you might also see Chewy walking through your backyard in Montana.

Thirdly, did Chewy pose for this baseball ad? Or was this at a real game I missed? I vote for Chewy throwing more opening pitches. OR maybe (here's hoping) Chewy is a new member of a baseball team and plays regularly. Sign me up bitches.

D, is the new Meth slogan "not even once"? Again, I think this more confusing that effective. Maybe that because I don't do drugs. Riiiight I'm not the target audience. Got it.

So in conclusion kiddos, take it from your Aunt LL: say no to drugs but not to Chewy (and one last time for good measure, click here and then on the face). The world needs more Chewy.

gobble, gobble, gobble

Well happy belated turkey day to you all! Per my normal tradition, I call my entire family and do a rapid gobble, gobble, gobble which mayyy get a little high pitched and merge into screaming. It starts as a good turkey greeting but blends into a higher chewy noise :) Sooo for those I did not talk to over the extended weekend, here is your gobble, gobble gobble greeting.

These couple days have been rapid with lots of LL independent time. I know it is odd, and I've heard that from many of you. I needed some time by myself. I needed space to think. I appreciate your texts and emails and calls, but I'm fine. I cooked, I cleaned, I sewed, and I exercised. I did what I wanted to do. Novel? Right?

Not as much work work getting done as I'm having some less productive weeks. At first I was thinking that this would be coined "re-productive" days BUT I really don't want any reproduction happening in my current life :)

in case you need a pick me up...

Check here....

No really, click there....

(I swear you are not about to get Rick Rolled)

Trust me....

.....and you're welcome!