more evidence I should be all time proofreader

I TOTALLY would have read this trivial pursuit card and thought....



Option a) PENIS
Option 2) wand
Option iii) + 1 inch for the ideal size
Option 4) springy yet reasonable light (if you know HP you know what I'm taking about)

OK so I need to be hired as all time proofreader. Seriously, I'd be great at it. I have such a dirty mind, I'd be able to tell you your business right away. No prob. I'm on it.