meat inspired art

Well I'm a meat fan (it kind of runs in my blood) and I like art. So imagine my excitement when I found the Van Goph of Bacon!!! This is a way for you to fuse your f/phattie breakfast with some learning (and then go cut off your ear, or rearrange your face, or sleep with lots of women? OK I can't keep the famous artists straight). These meat art folks give you a step by step guide to creating this Starry Night masterpiece, and provide some helpful/interesting meat facts along the way.

For example, did you know that raw bacon is a moisturizer? I have no idea if this is true or not but I can ask during the next rental conference call (that is, if they aren't tooooo busy). I think despite the validity of this claim, we should just start inviting women do this. I don't care if you are vegetarian or vegan, let's all return some natural moisture to your face via pork products!

So if you want to try a Van Goph here's what it should look like:

Kind of reminds of the posters college kids buy for their dorm rooms. Instead of the real Starry night, this would be what all those tight jeans, cowboy hat topped, and spur wearing Meat Science students are posting on their walls. Bound to attract all the girls to your yard!

PS, this also may be inspiring me to try that meat explosion....

a bearded hat

Well I've found the perfect new hat for you. I'd probably be OK with you buying me this gift as well. What do you need???? You definitely need a hand knitted bearded beanie. That's right folks, this is a hat AND a beard cover all in one knitted warm package of love. What's that??? You don't have any facial hair to keep warm? No worries, just keep your chinny chin chin from chapping in the wind (it's multi-functional). Maybe this isn't the best hat for you if you have a large moustache, and in that case please just email me directly so we can play together (moustache right?).

What I particularly like about this bearded beanie is that the model head on their website are women. Are we targeting women with our telemarketing? Are women more likely to be wearing bearded hats? Perhaps we should go a little more gender neutral and ethnically ambiguous (right, helga?).

On a side note, I really do love the etsy website, where you can get some wonderfully fun artsie crap. For example, I'm been looking up Macbook stickers so that I can jazz up the computer and be cool like those kids on BBT (depending on your definition of cool, I guess). Great way to support grassroots artists.