I like old people. Man, they'll give it to you straight. Tell you your business and take names. Take this old dude, he don't like you because your asian AND because you don't put dildos in your safety deposit box at the bank. I mean where else you would keep your collection of plastic penises??? In a storage unit off route 29 or under lock and cover that you would only know about after watching the following video:
When you know you don't have much time left, it's important to know that your home, condo and extensive sex toy collection will be left in good, suddenly confused hands. Oh, what, you think this is weird? Well what was he supposed to do, leave them all to that stuffed crane? You can't just abandon an entire warehouse of expensive, finely-crafted rubber penises, and he already tried giving them to charity. This is for the best — those fake dicks belong with family.
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Wednesday, October 26, 2011
Wednesday, May 26, 2010
tennis court does not equal bedroom
OK Venus, I get that you are big and bold and badass, but I don't think you should be wearing your bedroom nighties on the tennis court. Black lace, red ribbing, and some major ass and girl shots. You are an athlete and not a freakin model! I mean I know you model, but let's try to keep the different facets of our lives in nice little compartments. I know you are still working that clothes designing thing, but this isn't helping your potential line:


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Seriously? Seriously revealing...Moulin Rouge-ish, I'm surprised you aren't wearing heels!