the new "I'm on a boat"

Well I'm a big fan of SNL's digital shorts, and one of my favorites is "I'm on a Boat" bitches (with my flippy floppies). I've been singing this song anytime I go can-hooing for years, circa 2005. Who doesn't love to can-hoo? (explanation of LL-ism=Helga and my version of canoeing) If I'm on a floatation device of some kind, I tend to yell out "I'M ON A BOAT, I'm on a mother-fing boat!!!" This occurred for an entire day straight during that legendary trip to Austin.

Other notable digital shorts besides my all time favorite include "dick in a box" and "motherlover" (or you can check them all out here). Well SNL had a new one that premiered last weekend, which unfortunately did not have T-Pain in it. Instead we got that no talent ass-clown/hat Mr. Bolton. I'll be honest with you, I love his music. I do. I'm a Michael Bolton fan. For my money, I don't know if it gets any better than when he sings "When a Man Loves a Woman". (LL xoxo points if you can name the movie).

Mikey B brought his sexy, post-desperate-housewives-wife, self to sing about pirates. Well that was unexpected, yet strangely satisfying. He even dresses up like a pirate in between the bouts of raps. Good work SNL and Mr. Bolton, and way to overly plug the 4th Pirates movie coming out later this month:



PS, I f-ed a mermaid.

moist is a dirty word

Sooo awhile back I had a conversation with a bunch of my girlfriends about the word Moist (I know, I know, I'm just getting around to chronicle our discussion).

I asked a simple question:

• "How's the temperature in the car [aka plastic pinto]?"

And the answer I got:

• "Moist"

What the hell am I suppose to do with that?!?!? Does that mean turn up the heat? the air? put on the defrost? roll down the windows? pull over to find a towelette? That is not a good temperature indicator.

I don't like the word Moist, it feels dirty to me (apparently I'm not the only one who think so). To some people "moist" is right up there with "stimulate" and is slowly being used less and less in the average English speaking language. Just a simple google image search reveals some porn but wayyyy too many references to "moist towelettes." Gross, who wants to use a moist towelette?? Let's just call it something else please.

Moist, not in the LL dictionary....arrrggg and swear words, yep they're there :)

PS, you won't see this on the plastic pinto....