ND, you're so saucy!

Now, I've been to ND many times. I've been drunk there...I've driven across the state in the summers, in the winters....BUT I never never knew that I could become a legend:

Scandalous! Who knew North Dakota was making a bid for sex tourism dollars. Apparently the ladies there don't even care if you have a neck beard or look like Anthony Michael Hall on coke. You just have to plop down at a bar and wait for them to clamor up to the glass like urchins begging for change.

North Dakota: We got booze, food and farm chicks. Hey!

North Dakota: We have nothing to offer so just take our women, okay?