my post (wo)man is not so smrt

So yesterday I returned home from work to see a large rectangular box under the 2 foot by 1 feet welcome mat at my front door. I mean I had to laugh a little that when the post (wo)man leaves me a packet s/he thinks that they might be tricking the thief of neighbors by placing it under my welcome mat!!! I mean I understand if it is a small package and actually fits under the mat, but this was a HUGE box that clearly wouldn't fit. It drew more attention being under the smaller mat then just sitting next to the damn mat. Don't get me wrong, I'm not complaining because it was a vase of flowers from a friend, but it just cracked me up that was an attempt to hide the box. I should have taken a picture.