I like fashion, I really do. But this might over the top. Some bride just had a 2 mile train on her wedding day. Yeah 2 miles, folks. I'm calling dibs on this for my 4th wedding, well maybe 5th:
Wednesday, June 27, 2012
Sunday, June 24, 2012
I don't know what is happening here
- Wife in a motorized vehicle
- Husband riding a horse on wheels
- Wife with a straw hat
- Husband with a riding crop / wip
Yeah that is a wicked pic of the day, yo.
Thursday, June 21, 2012
Get off. Like you always do.
I used to have an apartment off this stop:
Labels:
dirty,
nakeville population me,
picture of the day,
travel
Sunday, June 17, 2012
for those living in office space
I found you a present. Well if you are stuck in a cubical like in Office Space, or if you have a jail cell of an office with no window. The latter is where I work, the former is the life of my sister stuck between McBetty and the big LL.
This new product will give you the feeling as if you aren't suck indoors with no hope of anything beyond your office walls or stand up divider. Enter the Bright Blind. Yes that is right folks, this is a device that attaches to your business and simulates a blinded window. Yeah you can really open up those blind or do anything else with them, but still:
Just think if you hung this on a divider and not even a real wall. That would be great. Stick it administration!
This new product will give you the feeling as if you aren't suck indoors with no hope of anything beyond your office walls or stand up divider. Enter the Bright Blind. Yes that is right folks, this is a device that attaches to your business and simulates a blinded window. Yeah you can really open up those blind or do anything else with them, but still:
Just think if you hung this on a divider and not even a real wall. That would be great. Stick it administration!
Labels:
ball of death in the sky,
mcbetty,
the office,
wicked,
you're welcome
Friday, June 15, 2012
redneck backyard mouse trap
Oh wow. This is nuts.
This people have too much time on their hands. How did they build this? And seriously, I'd be super afraid to go through this and actually do it! This is a human, waterslide, mouse trap game o' fun:
This people have too much time on their hands. How did they build this? And seriously, I'd be super afraid to go through this and actually do it! This is a human, waterslide, mouse trap game o' fun:
Wednesday, June 13, 2012
go shorty, what, what
What? What? Let's watch a lizard dancing to Fifty (or half of one dollar):
ANNNddd you're welcome.
ANNNddd you're welcome.
Monday, June 11, 2012
I found you some ramen
Yeah well us whoures need to eat too:
Oh and this is also the title of the Chicken Soup series' latest collection of short stories, featuring anecdotes from college campuses nationwide.
Oh and this is also the title of the Chicken Soup series' latest collection of short stories, featuring anecdotes from college campuses nationwide.
Saturday, June 9, 2012
let's recap the jubilee
It was a great week to be a British enthusist and I couldn't summarize the events any better then this:
Oh and the beans, THE BEANS:
I too am excited. So very excited. I laughed my balls off at these videos.
(sorry I'm 4 days late on this business)
Oh and the beans, THE BEANS:
I too am excited. So very excited. I laughed my balls off at these videos.
(sorry I'm 4 days late on this business)
Thursday, June 7, 2012
Wednesday, June 6, 2012
what is going on with flavored booze
It's crazy lately. There are soooo many new types of flavored booze out there. Have you been to a bar lately? I spent an entire day over Memorial day weekend with two of my best friends at an Irish pub in Bmore. The owner, who happened to l-o-v-e us, was giving us shots of Jameson and teases of all the weird flavored booze. Let me give you the highlights:
Case and Point #1: Fing Fruit Loops Vodka. Are you kidding me?
Just when you thought the vodka
companies had tapped into every crazy flavor you thought could
or couldn’t be infused, they come through with yet another leaving you
scratching your head and wondering “how the hell did they do that”.
Three Olives latest flavor should taste VERY familiar to most of us. If
the name didn’t give it away, the bright and colorful “O’s” on the label
should do the trick. Fruit Loop flavored vodka, who knew?
Case and Point #2: Freaking glazed donut vodka
It's like the Simpson but for alcoholics like me! I like it. Wouldn't this just taste like all the other sugars boozes? I mean really.
Don't forget about whipped cream, cake, gummy, and Mt.
Dew flavored vodkas. Google it and ask your local bartender. For reals.
Labels:
booze,
brian,
drunky mcdrunk,
for reals,
helga,
open letter,
vacay
Tuesday, June 5, 2012
oh crap BO does call me maybe
Oh let me tell you, I'm all about these BO lip dubs and remixes. It started with that stupid LMFAO song about being sexy (my jam) and has since forged into some Canuck pop songs:
Yeah this song is killing me! In get stuck in your head and just keeps going and going and going. And baseball teams do sexy dances to it and then the Today show and Leno starting dancing too! It's one Canuck crazy thing. Woot woot.
BO, just call him maybe.
Yeah this song is killing me! In get stuck in your head and just keeps going and going and going. And baseball teams do sexy dances to it and then the Today show and Leno starting dancing too! It's one Canuck crazy thing. Woot woot.
BO, just call him maybe.
Labels:
BO,
canucks,
dance party,
let's break it down,
music of the moment
Monday, June 4, 2012
bad tan, time to rotate your shoe choice
Apparently my best friends have some on-going shoes issues in their marriage. One of them buys sandals and the other hides them so they can't be worn. I can't help but wonder if that might happen if this happens in the dog walking Crocs:
I never thought it was possible that taking off a pair of Crocs could make someone look worse. Turns out, true story.
I never thought it was possible that taking off a pair of Crocs could make someone look worse. Turns out, true story.
Saturday, June 2, 2012
MJ ben buttoned into this kid
Woah, America's got talent has had some good new acts this year. There was the badass old lady tell you about sex and now they found Michael Jackson who may have pulled an Benjamin Button back in time to this kid:
Woah, like woah. Way to break it down sugar. I really like this kid. I would put him in my purse. Steal him right up. All that personality and sass. Yes please.
Did you like his closing statement..."it only matter if it comes from your heart" Oh lord. I love you.
OK I'm taking votes for this kid's next song. Bad? Billie Jean? Remember the Time?
Woah, like woah. Way to break it down sugar. I really like this kid. I would put him in my purse. Steal him right up. All that personality and sass. Yes please.
Did you like his closing statement..."it only matter if it comes from your heart" Oh lord. I love you.
OK I'm taking votes for this kid's next song. Bad? Billie Jean? Remember the Time?
Labels:
aspirations,
dance party,
music of the moment,
the boob tube
Wednesday, May 30, 2012
HP for the girls
Heyyyy I just found you a new accessory. It is for the girls. NOOooo not the girls like all of my gender, more like the set of twins your momma gave you. Oh good now we have that clarified.
Well this accessory is for all the girls that are HP fans. Although the movies have finished and there will be no more books, we can all still represent our favorite series via these fashion accessories:
Well this accessory is for all the girls that are HP fans. Although the movies have finished and there will be no more books, we can all still represent our favorite series via these fashion accessories:
Ahhh actually I don't think those are big enough for my girls. Yeah we are going to need like Mr. Magoos sized glasses for the giant that is LL. Just sayin.
Labels:
fashion commentary,
HP,
just say no,
the giant,
the girls
Sunday, May 27, 2012
I may have wrote this in school
I love smart ass children. Mine are going to be both badass, sassy and pretty fing creative. I swear, I mayyyy have answered one of my test questions like this when I was in elementary school. Well like this or just not answered it while giving you my middle finger. Honestly either choice is equally likely:
Maybe these kids will look back on this and laugh once they're old enough to realize what the hell they were saying. Some kids seem brutally honest, while others just appear to have a tenuous grasp of the English language. Obviously, the latter half are our future politicians.
Good point, well made, little kid. I couldn't agree more.
Maybe these kids will look back on this and laugh once they're old enough to realize what the hell they were saying. Some kids seem brutally honest, while others just appear to have a tenuous grasp of the English language. Obviously, the latter half are our future politicians.
Good point, well made, little kid. I couldn't agree more.
Friday, May 25, 2012
problem solving skills
We need more critical thinkers in this world. Yep, higher order thinking is important. Take this guy at the airport. He totally knows how to make the most of a real shitty situation by figuring out a way to charge his phone:
See there's no problem you can't solve if you just use your head. Hands free bitches.
Whoever put the damn outlet 40 feet up the wall does not have any higher order thinking skills. Seriously. Stupid.
See there's no problem you can't solve if you just use your head. Hands free bitches.
Whoever put the damn outlet 40 feet up the wall does not have any higher order thinking skills. Seriously. Stupid.
Wednesday, May 23, 2012
epic car dances
Wow, not sure if you heard or not but there is an epic battle of car dancing happening amongst collegiate sports teams. You know, these teammates are trapped in 15-passenger vans drive to and fro for seasonal games. It all started with this car fun by the Harvard Baseball Team:
Then all the parodies begin including the Texasssss State baseball team with bagels and the LSU Tiger girls. The madness continues and now these teams are getting creative. Then the stupid Today Show did a competition with the teams doing it NYC. For more on this check below
ANNNNNNDDDD Leno got on that and did one with the big BO and Mr. R which is pretty funny:
Now I've got that stupid Call Me Maybe song running now-stop in my head. Damn you funny youtube videos:
Then all the parodies begin including the Texasssss State baseball team with bagels and the LSU Tiger girls. The madness continues and now these teams are getting creative. Then the stupid Today Show did a competition with the teams doing it NYC. For more on this check below
ANNNNNNDDDD Leno got on that and did one with the big BO and Mr. R which is pretty funny:
Now I've got that stupid Call Me Maybe song running now-stop in my head. Damn you funny youtube videos:
Labels:
BO,
dance party,
elephants,
funny,
music of the moment,
politicks,
sportz,
texassss
Monday, May 21, 2012
music of the moment
Been listening to and lovin the new band from Iceland, Of Monsters and Men:
There is alittle Mumford in there with some lovely female undertones. Diggin it yo.
There is alittle Mumford in there with some lovely female undertones. Diggin it yo.
Labels:
international,
mumford and me,
music of the moment,
travel
Saturday, May 19, 2012
Friday, May 18, 2012
I miss olive garden
I think I might be turning into Kendra with my eternal love of the Olive Garden. I love pasta in general but the real draw here is the salad dressing. I could bath in that stuff. I could drink it straight from the bottle. When I was younger, I remember taking a salad in 3rd grade for lunch and then using a smaller container for my purchased Olive Garden dressing. #WhatALoser #ThirdGradeNerd
Well anyways, you can imagine my excitement whenever I leave the great city of Cville and am able to purchase the salad dressing. I buy truck loads of it and stuff it in all the crevasses of my suitcase. Case and point, my recent vacay to Myrtle Beach. I came home with two bottles and wouldn't share with Nik.
What does it look like when I approach an Olive Garden??? That is a good question. I mayyyy get a little ninja in my excitement. Here's an example:
Everyone knows unlimited soup, salad and breadsticks tastes even better when they don't see you coming. Plus I'm much better at scaling building after a bottle of wine, which works well in an chain Italian restaurant.
Well anyways, you can imagine my excitement whenever I leave the great city of Cville and am able to purchase the salad dressing. I buy truck loads of it and stuff it in all the crevasses of my suitcase. Case and point, my recent vacay to Myrtle Beach. I came home with two bottles and wouldn't share with Nik.
What does it look like when I approach an Olive Garden??? That is a good question. I mayyyy get a little ninja in my excitement. Here's an example:
Everyone knows unlimited soup, salad and breadsticks tastes even better when they don't see you coming. Plus I'm much better at scaling building after a bottle of wine, which works well in an chain Italian restaurant.
Thursday, May 17, 2012
casual friday just got alot more fun
I like fashion, always have. And I like to surprise people. And I like to tell you your business. Enter the most perfect casual Friday attire I've ever seen, especially for unapologetic perverts:
Hmmm, is that a cock or your legs? I'm not sure. Stylish no matter how you spin it!
I plan to turn the office into an impromptu bachelorette party with these fashionable-yet-comfortable penis-covered slacks. Let's admit it, times may change but a field of throbbing cocks is a classic look that will never go out of style. Sure it could cause a few minor "issues" with HR or with my bosses, but really there shouldn't be rules for casual friday.
Well it's a real good thing that these come for both men and women alike. And they only cost $50 so in reality it is a steal--a penis covered retail deal!!!! Penis pants for everyone, and when I say everyone I mean everyone. I'm gonna pull an Oprah and yell/point "you get penis pants" and "you get cock leggings".
Again, you're welcome.
Hmmm, is that a cock or your legs? I'm not sure. Stylish no matter how you spin it!
I plan to turn the office into an impromptu bachelorette party with these fashionable-yet-comfortable penis-covered slacks. Let's admit it, times may change but a field of throbbing cocks is a classic look that will never go out of style. Sure it could cause a few minor "issues" with HR or with my bosses, but really there shouldn't be rules for casual friday.
Well it's a real good thing that these come for both men and women alike. And they only cost $50 so in reality it is a steal--a penis covered retail deal!!!! Penis pants for everyone, and when I say everyone I mean everyone. I'm gonna pull an Oprah and yell/point "you get penis pants" and "you get cock leggings".
Again, you're welcome.
Labels:
12 incher,
big o,
dirty,
fashion commentary,
the office,
wowsa,
you're welcome
Wednesday, May 16, 2012
woah, old lady raps your business
I like old people. I've said this for years. I'm gonna be a great old person--knock your socks off, be pitching asses in the nursing home, and still talking like a deranged pirate. Or perhaps I be this lady:
We all need to learn about family values, how to keep it in your pants. Where else would you want to learn this business if not on a bad reality show by a hot pink pearl wearing Grandma. She might be my new idol. Tell me my business Granny, I like it.
She just said "piss ant pimp" and I loved it. I'm going to use this from now on! Oh and remember sex isn't free yo, west siiiiiide bitches.
I wonder what she'll be next round. Someone watch for me!
We all need to learn about family values, how to keep it in your pants. Where else would you want to learn this business if not on a bad reality show by a hot pink pearl wearing Grandma. She might be my new idol. Tell me my business Granny, I like it.
She just said "piss ant pimp" and I loved it. I'm going to use this from now on! Oh and remember sex isn't free yo, west siiiiiide bitches.
I wonder what she'll be next round. Someone watch for me!
Tuesday, May 15, 2012
well no shit
This isn't a surprise. I mean for god sake we're in a recession or something. Now go get a job you lazy piece of crap! True statement, this picture of the day:
Monday, May 14, 2012
man candles, you're welcome
So I just read about some new products for all my man friends. I got alot of you out there that I love lots and you are ALL going to be getting the following gifts, courtesy of some pretty fan-fuckin-tastic people at Yankee Candles:
OK what the bloody hell is this? I mean what smell is "meat sweats"?!?!?! Other notable new scents include: Riding Mower (clearly cut grass) and First Down (no idea, something with football, maybe leather pigskin?).
Boys don't burn candles. That's a female smelly thing. Or a single old cat lady thing. Yeah, cats and candles, both sad in older woman. Sweaty ball candle, also sad for men. Just say no.
Not sure there is a market here but we'll see how Yankee does. I mean I'd buy one of each just so I could see how bad the smell really was. But this is coming from someone who has 40 reed difusers in her home....
Man candles for everyone!
OK what the bloody hell is this? I mean what smell is "meat sweats"?!?!?! Other notable new scents include: Riding Mower (clearly cut grass) and First Down (no idea, something with football, maybe leather pigskin?).
Boys don't burn candles. That's a female smelly thing. Or a single old cat lady thing. Yeah, cats and candles, both sad in older woman. Sweaty ball candle, also sad for men. Just say no.
Not sure there is a market here but we'll see how Yankee does. I mean I'd buy one of each just so I could see how bad the smell really was. But this is coming from someone who has 40 reed difusers in her home....
Man candles for everyone!
Labels:
12 incher,
I like it,
I'm a giver,
just say no,
you're welcome
Sunday, May 13, 2012
music of the moment
Eric Hutchinson...yeah you kind of sound like Matt Nathanson....case and point:
Those this song does make me jig a little!
Those this song does make me jig a little!
Friday, May 11, 2012
what I'd call my prof
Hahaha, this crack me up. I would totally do this. I'd take Jilly Bean, Helga, and the big B and we'd put together some mission where everyday one of us would accomplish operation "Dr. Hedgehog". Brilliant. Almost as good as "Liberal Farts":
Labels:
aspirations,
funny,
me-search,
old school,
passive-aggressive
Wednesday, May 9, 2012
nature's gaterade
Oh lord. This is disturbing to me. Why? Because this might be my drunk, athletic friends or family. I could see my off the grid Uncle doing this in his early days:
Because when you're in the middle of a hard workout, nothing's more refreshing than milk.
Because when you're in the middle of a hard workout, nothing's more refreshing than milk.
Monday, May 7, 2012
worse. dad. ever
Sure, your father played catch and went to your school plays, but he
also thought Grey Goose was too expensive for your undeveloped palette. Poppa B taught me all about meat but not so much about what booze infused beverage I could compliment it with.
Sooo let's hand that "World's Best Dad" mug over to this guy:
Sooo let's hand that "World's Best Dad" mug over to this guy:
Labels:
adicktions,
booze,
drunky mcdrunk,
just say no,
picture of the day,
poppa B
Saturday, May 5, 2012
new corperate slogans
What technology are you addicted to? And really what do you us it for??? Think about it and consider this:
I can think of a few more. Facebook: "We've got you, and we are never going to let you go." Netflix: "What do you mean you don't want to watch Code Mission? It's a straight-to-video release that's just like The Matrix!"
I can think of a few more. Facebook: "We've got you, and we are never going to let you go." Netflix: "What do you mean you don't want to watch Code Mission? It's a straight-to-video release that's just like The Matrix!"
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